Archive for the ‘jokes’ Category
5.15.10
After a loud, energy-packed Saturday afternoon outside with the kids, I was chuckling to myself at how the latest Trey Songz song applies to my household...and not in the way he means it.
I bet the neighbors know my kids' names, they way they were screaming, scratching and yelling at each ...
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5.14.10
Justice Ny summed up last night's trainwreck episode of Real Housewives of NYC beautifully, so no need for me to give you my take. But let me remind you of this moment, just one more time for fun's sake:
Kelly: "You are making lemonade out of lemons."
Bethenny: "No, that's not what ...
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5.13.10
I literally just got this text forwarded to me from my friend:
"So I'm in a public bathroom, in a corner, pumping and a girl walks in and says WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? And I say 'pumping' and she says oh God, I thought you were using a vibrator!"
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2.26.10
Most times RHOC makes me think about deeper, more serious issues regarding motherhood, marriage, friendship - but last night was just funny. Here’s a quick recap:Simon and TamraAs you may know by now, Simon and Tamra are in fact getting a divorce after 12 years of marriage. The tension between ...
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5.13.09
As you know I returned to work on Monday after being off for 2 months. So far, it's okay - the biggest issue that I am dealing with is not being at home when hubby and daughter get home in the afternoon. In fact, it appears like I'll ...
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10.23.08
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6.27.07
At the wedding I coordinated over the weekend, the best man was hitting on me the entire time. At first it was flattering. Then it quickly became annoying. But here's the joke: after the wedding was over, he offered to walk me to my car to make sure I got ...
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5.3.07
Ok y'all. I've joked about it before, but now it's getting serious [sorta]. I really think that Oldest is addicted to fruit snacks. Besides the fact that when she's at home she must have a packet of fruit snacks IN!HER!VIEW!AT!ALL!TIMES! and when I open a packet for her she starts ...
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4.25.07
Me [doing laundry or whatever]: "Aw man...I'm missing America's Next Top Model!"Hubby: "Honey. You are America's Next Top Model. And don't let anybody tell you different."This guy thinks he's slick.
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