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Da Weekend

3.17.08

But first: Happy St. Paddy's Day! It was just another ordinary weekend for the Fergies. So naturally this meant a lot of running around, errands and the requisite birthday party to attend...Friday I left work early to run home and tidy up/stage the house for the first of three ...

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My Playroom or Yours?

6.27.07

At the wedding I coordinated over the weekend, the best man was hitting on me the entire time. At first it was flattering. Then it quickly became annoying. But here's the joke: after the wedding was over, he offered to walk me to my car to make sure I got ...

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Brownie Points

4.25.07

Me [doing laundry or whatever]: "Aw man...I'm missing America's Next Top Model!"Hubby: "Honey. You are America's Next Top Model. And don't let anybody tell you different."This guy thinks he's slick.

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Scene and Heard

4.6.07

Scene: Hubby wraps up a phone interview for a new job that he thinks went well. The interviewer tells hubby to call him in a couple of weeks if hubby doesn't hear from him first.Quote: [Hubby] "If I gotta call you, I ain't calling you!!"[He didn't actually say that to ...

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