Archive for the ‘scene and heard’ Category
5.21.08
Scene:This morning in the elevator on the way to my office floor, Starbucks cup in hand.Heard:Woman: "What are you doing drinking coffee?" Flashes fake smile.Me: "Actually it's not coffee - it's decaf tea." Flashes fake smile.Woman: "Actually, tea is just as bad as coffee." Flashes fake smile.Me: "Not if it's ...
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2.19.08
SCENE:Monday evening, in the car, packed to the hilt with bags from everyone's favorite superstore.HEARD:Chatterbox: "Mommy, I LIKE that Target. They got too many stuffs!"Me: (thinking) You got that right sister. She's an early learner.
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1.14.08
SCENE:Our house. 7:00pm.Hubby has just finished giving Chatterbox her bath and she runs into the kitchen in her birthday suit.HEARD:Me: "Ummm...What are you doing?"Chatterbox: "Walkin' in prosperity."Me: Falling out laughing.Nice to know all of my harried trips to church with two toddlers in tow haven't been in vain!Hallelujah.
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9.12.07
Scene:In the kitchen after dinner. I open the fridge and a sippy cup of milk falls out and splatters onto the floor. Me: Doggone it! Hubby: Did the the lid come loose or did it crack?Me: It cracked.Chatterbox: Don't say that Mommy-Daddy! Bad word!Hubby: What's bad? Crack?Chatterbox: Yes Daddy!Hubby: Well, ...
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